Discussion Boards - Lighter Notes

Get the custard flans out and start throwing....

.. whereupon Jamie Oliver said .. Stop ! Stop ! .. I can use those flans to ..

to fill up the holes on my rusty VW campervan, which he had parked near the Queen Vic, when...........

suddenly Jamie realised he was being stabbed in the back by the production crew who were slating him for his unhealthy interest in custard flans. He drove off in his campervan, speeding out of Walford and towards.......

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch to buy a refill for his Parker pen when......................

(goodness Matthew that took some dedication - I'm glad we've been joined here by William, where is Fiona?)
the beach boys pulled alongside him in their campervan and told him the surf was better at Bantham in Devon, so he changed direction. He stopped, en route, to pick up a hitchhiker called....

Meadowsweet, a winsome teen on a field research week looking for the beautiful Field Scabius to plant on......................

the roof of her VW Beetle. Easily diverted he changed course for Stonehenge where they discovered

a group of dissatisfied single women were sacrificing a passing male with a recipe for liver and kidney soup and.................................

then Tony Robinson ( AKA Baldrick ) turned up with a humming metal detector hooked up to the National Grid, whereupon

he started hunting for bronze turnips for he had a cunning plan to convert them into....

then Tony Robinson & Co turned up with a humming metal detector hooked up to the National Grid, whereupon

all the lights went out in Parliament and Sally Bercow took full advantage and.................

pinched a bust of Winston Churchill she'd had her eye on for ages. Unfortunately the only place she had to hide it was up her jumper and, fearing that she would explode any minute she was rushed off to the nearest hospital where the 'Doctor' was....