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could be used for cleaning Micky Most's record collection after your Diddymen have finished their tea". Ken replied that

we need to defeat the Evil Mick the Marmalizer and his cohorts Blofeld and Goldfinger. Ken swigged a whisky and was off with Ursula and Dicky Mint to help James Bond when...

a moon buggy, driven by Scruffy, dropped out of the sky killing Blofeld and Goldfinger. Deprived of his partners in crime Evil Mick the Marmalizer........

ran off to the Costa del Crime taking up residence in the Solano Hotel Benidorm next door to ............

Tintin who was trying to measure solar flares and track the travel of sunspots in an attempt to..

work out where Brian Blessed was as Scruffy had saved the day. Snowy said hello to Scruffy who...

didn't hear him as Brian Blessed was singing Land of Hope and Glory rather loudly.

And had turned up without losing puff having climbed five mountains. Scruffy had escaped when he could. Snowy called in the noise police and then....

..Brian Blessed imploded into a White Dwarf star causing a major singularity in the Time-Space continuum whereupon Snowy ..

hid under the largest pancake you've ever seen. Tintin couldn't see him anywhere and even tried looking

in the yellow pages under S for Snowy, but no luck so Tintin texted Herge and asked.......

What was he doing in this story and where was Captain Haddock'. Suddenly Rustie Lee witha bottle of rum and cooking book turned up and said....

anyone for tennis ?

Which suprised TIm Henman who had turned up with Captain Haddock and said Blistering Banracles I am ....