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Engelbert H and Tom J were providing the tenor and bass parts. All her dreams coming true? No, the audience

Were the three little pigs who were attempting an insurance scam by framing the big bad wolf, and also Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter.

Meanwhile back at the Big Fat Gypsy wedding Padraig O'Flynn, tarmac operative for........

the Marmite corporation was busy fitting out the caravan he hoped to bring his new bride back to. There was not a single surface which was not gold plated and Padraig was beginning to wish.......

that he hadn't made Marmite sandwiches for their wedding reception as he now fancied a ...

chicken tikka, that was in mr Candy's lunchbox, he looked around and.......

couldn't find it so they all ate the Marmite sandwiches anyway. Unbeknown to Padraig his new bride was allergic to Marmite and had an apoplectic fit. 999 was dialed and as he was accompanying her to the hospital in the ambulance she suddenly gave birth to piglets. Padraig was a little surprised but roast pork was his favourite and then the words 'insurance scam' dropped into his mind.

''Bejaysus'' said Bridie'' where did dem fellas come from ? I swear Padraig I haven't been sleepin' wid de fat pig dat drives de low loader for Murphys but ....''

They came from her pet pig which attended the feast hidden underneath her voluminous dress( which was now daubed with marmite)) wherever the lady goes the momma pig goes too even into the low loader

Then came James Bond to whisk....

his martini

into his mouth while holding a gun while Goldfinger, Blofeld and Mick the Marmalizer.....

but where was Dicky Mint, was he still in the jam butty mines with........................

Sir Ken of Dodd, mirth maker of fame. James Bond thought he could do with Ken to face his foes. He feared Mick the most and Goldfinger's finger had gone silver. Then...

Ursula walked out of the sea and said to Ken, ''I believe you have a tickling stick what......