Lets write a fairy story everyone...........

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Brandy provided for him by his old pal Geoff the St Bernard. Then all of sudden Flash Gordon appeared and Brian said...

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what a tremendous pair of speedos you have there, why are you wearing them with tights are you.................

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cold? He immediately took off the warm and chunky jumper that Giles Brandreth had passed on to him and handed it to Flash who looked askance and asked .....

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in Welsh......................

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"be ti'n 'neud? Dwi jest wedi dod o'gwmpas i gofyn os ti'n cael panad o swgar, dwi wedi rhedeg allan'. Brian, not understanding, decided to.....

User94305

ask for chips with his!

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Quite rightly Flash, who'd actually come looking for a cup of sugar as he'd run out, was a little confused. However, he decided that Brian (despite the reindeer decorated sweater which boasted a red flashing nose for Rudolph) seemed sound enough and mustering up all his courage he said.........

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Yacky dah and.................

Steve183

Whats all this about chis and fips? Brian said he had not idea but was climbing the Mountain with Scruffy and Good King Wenselas. Flash replied.....

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in French....................

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'Mais je n'aime pas les Alps, peut etre nous pouvons .....but it was no good. Brian was determined and, gathering up Scruffy and glancing at the Good King he strode forth determined to.......

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mount an ascent of the mountain with all the dashing do of a ripping yarn in full view of......

User140396

Geoff the St Bernard and his owner Julie Andrews who skipped over the hill dressed as a carmelite nun and carrying....

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an umbrella with a parrot head while singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in four part harmony with

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a traffic warden over her shoulder, dribbling at the mouth because

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