Lets write a fairy story everyone...........

697 posts / Last post: Steve183,
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pretty blonde school teachers and cats with no tails, motorcycle races, beautiful scenery but no other pink hawks so he....

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perched himself on the window sill of a primary school and peered through the window when a 60 year old schoolboy dropped from the ether into the classroom. The pretty blonde teacher burst in the room and screamed, ''Get out, you are far too old and.......................

User139639

...I don't like blue eyes so....... Get off my cloud"

User140396

and she turned around and walked off, hand in flipper, with the penguin. Meanwhile
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User99673

on a website near you....................

User140396

Steve's pet do scruffy, having removed the straw hat and blazer, was to be seen.....

User94305

unpacking his snooker cue and brandishing it in a menacing fashion at

User140396

Michael Winner, who was insisting 'it's just a commercial'. Meanwhile Craig Revel-Horwood was

User99673

clattering down the street with his Harrods bag towards the Masonic Hall.......whats in those Harrods bags, was the black briefcase too much of a giveaway. and look its............

User140396

Nigella Lawson! She's obviously enjoying her chocolate eclair! But, oh no, Steve's dog Scruffy has donned a false moustache and is chasing her down the street towards.......

User99673

a bunch of christian street evangelists, bible in one hand and iphones in the other checking their CC accounts for..............

User140396

the latest installment of the fairy tale...... how old will they think Nigella is? Does age matter? Not according to Scruffy who......

Steve183

says he likes older women. THe evangelists are amazed at this dogged pronoucement when....

User116068

a policeman comes round the corner blowing his whistle and with what looked like a pink rubber chicken dangling from his hand saying .............

User140396

good moaning everyone, I ave been stalking my bog this moaning and ave kissed Michelle, ave you zeen er? To which........

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